he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
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Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
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Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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