Non-Jews are for practice
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
we're making bets on your personal life
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Randomize
