I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
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If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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