shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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