Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
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I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
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yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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