when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I cannot find my penis.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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