How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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