i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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