Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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