So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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