On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
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Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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