Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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