bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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