wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
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He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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