Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
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I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize