my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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