But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
We are two peas in an std pod
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
This is my gift to your gina
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Randomize
