is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
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