Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
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He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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