Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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