Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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