i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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