when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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