I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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