There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
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I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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