he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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