Nicole vs. Life
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
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I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
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Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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