I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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