we're blogging at a bar
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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