I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
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Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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