I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
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the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
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He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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