i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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