sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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