big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
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should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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