you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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