you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
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I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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