The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
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she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
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Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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