No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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