talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
