I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
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Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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