I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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