This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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