My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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