The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
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I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
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Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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