I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
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Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
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I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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