Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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