yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
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threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
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He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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