My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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