You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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