You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
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Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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