It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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