wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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