kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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