ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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