i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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