I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
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there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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