the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
