Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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